Watch
out for the idiot behind me |
I'm
driving this way just to piss you off |
Keep
honking, I'm reloading. |
Honk
if you love peace and quiet. |
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. |
Kids
in the back seat cause accidents;
Accidents in the back seat cause kids. |
Honk If You Want To See My Finger! |
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill
your drink.
|
I
brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy,
the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that
only I can see |
Stupidity
is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! |
When
everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. |
Dont
laugh. Your daughter could be in here. |
If
you can read this I'm not going fast enough. |
Cover
me. I'm changing lanes.
|
0
to bitch in 3.6 seconds |
I'm
not driving fast-just flying low
|
If
you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you |
My
karma ran over your dogma |
I
still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving. |
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk. |
I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
|
I Brake For No Apparent Reason. |
