There's an old
priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing
to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear
one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone
liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed
adultery would say they had "fallen."
This seemed
to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest
died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived,
he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
The priest said,
"You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When
people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having
fallen."
The mayor started
to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the
code word.
Before the mayor
could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor
and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife
fell three times this week."
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