"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night.
Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!"
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said Bob.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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