A
guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts
the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth
and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth
for one minute. He will then open his mouth and I will remove
my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each
of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle
and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as
promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was
delivered. The man stood up again andmade another offer. "I'll
pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell
over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar. A woman timidly spoke up."I'll try, but you have to
promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
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