Joke
from Steve in England
There were 3 men stranded on a island. there a priest,a fireman
and a doctor. One day fortunetly a helicopter came to save them.
The fireman and the doctor got on. Asfore the priest he said "God
will save me." The next day another helicopter came to save
him.But as before he said "God will save me." 3 weeks
later the priest died. He went up to God and said to him "Why
didn't you save me?" God replied "What do think the
helicopters werefore."
One
Liner from Mark in Florida
Q. what does a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A. you wait 3 hours for a 2 minute ride
Bumper
Sticker from Sarah in New York
dont follow me - i'm lost!
One Liner from Lucy in Texas
Why did the seven dwarfs use Daz?
They
wanted their little things to come up snow white!
