Some of the best gags get wasted stuck on car bumpers, so Laughing Stock Xtra has searched high and low for the best bumper stickers we could find and put them here for your enjoyment. We are just too goog to you! If you want to send us your own hilarious bumper stickers click here or on contact on the left.
Watch out for the idiot behind me
I’m driving this way just to piss you off
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
If you can read this I’m not going fast enough.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
0 to bitch in 3.6 seconds
I’m not driving fast-just flying low
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
My karma ran over your dogma
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.